Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Ron Paul Plans His Own Convention; McCain Confuses Ron Paul with Ron Jeremy

Ron Paul isn't waiting for an invitation to speak at the Republican National Convention. Hell, he could barely get on Fox News Debates. I like Paul's moxie: "Fuck 'em" He says, "I'll have my own convention in Minneapolis."

But with McMaverick as the Republican candidate for President, anything's possible. Maybe McCain will introduce Ron Paul as his VP...not because he is his running mate, but just because McCain forgot who else he chose, or got confused or something. He's just as likely to refer to Ron Paul as the President of Germany, or something.

Or maybe McCain't-Keep-My-Shit-Straight will confuse Ron Paul and Ron Jeremy the way he confuses Sunni and Shi'a: